My Final Post......

Of 2005.... ha ha!!!!!

The End Is Near....

Not soon enough right? As 2005 goes asystole with no chance of Epinephrine, Lidocaine or CPR, I still have yet to think of worth while resolutions I can intentionally break with in the first week of 2006. One might be wearing a bib when eating out. Every fucking time I eat out I leave the restraunt looking like a 1 year old at their first birthday. Fuck!!!

I'm lucky I have this weekend off, Man... I was ready to step on somebody's neck yesterday. I got that beer I was soo readily whining about. Went to the Roadhouse with Barry and Ross. A band called Chapter 11 was playing. I understand the name of the band now... If they keep playing the way they do, they will be filing for Chapter 11 protection in bankruptcy court because they sucked soooo bad. The singer had this bobblehead thing going and it made me dizzy.

Ross was explaining to me that a woman was hitting on Barry last week at the bar. As he explained it to me a guy was walking by just as he said to me what was said to Barry by this woman. He said the woman told Barry that " I like to get fingered!!" Ross looked up at this guy walking by.. the guy was looking at Ross. Ross says "I guess I shouldn't say that as a guy is walking by..." Uh yeah... that would be good," I replied back. I was home before 11:30 last night... But I got the beer I wanted... and that's all that matters right?

Ross told me that Stacy has visited this site and I wanted to say "Hello Stacy!" You can comment anytime you want!!! Antways... gotta blaze..

Eric

It's Friday............

Friday... Hoo ray!!

I got up way to early today. I crashed hard last night around 10:00pm. I usually sleep any where from 4 to 6 hour on work nights.

Wally-world was dead last night. I went to get a few things there. The things needed were way cheaper there. It snowed pretty hard yesterday so I'm thinking that had a lot to do with it. Well... Gotta go to work...

Eric

The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow....

Naw...

The day went by fast today at woik. Julie (alias codename "slacker") went home at 1000 today and left me with Janet for most of the day...

I work one more day and get 3.. 3 3 glorious days off ha ha ha ha.. If you folks don't get the ha ha ha watch a little more Sesame Street. I need to drink some beer before I go crazy!!!! Okay I'm crazy already but that is besides the point. well... it's a can't think of anything constructive writing day so I'll leave you once more

Eric

I Apologize...... What the ...

I apologize for the last post. It was written early this morning after the last ambulance call and I was trying to get sleepy so I might.... well go to sleep. After reading it, I realized that I was giving you fine people a shit posting. The crazy shit you do when you are have asleep. I'm sorry... it will never happen again... let's hope... Well I can't swear on it but I'll try as hard as I can..... Alright I get it!!! I'm a fucking loser!!!

It sounded good while I wrote it but after you step back and take a good hard look... What a piece of shit. Okay...

The place where I work is going to implement a smoke-free workplace in May. Thank the good lord I don't smoke. Those poor fuckers are going to be on the goddamn edge of thier chairs. I'm having a hard time understanding why they are doing this to people in America. I understand that smoking is bad for you, I've see the stupid commercials from "truth.org" and watching them make me want to grab a pack of smokes and puff on 6 at a time. So "truth.org"?? You're commercials are not edgy or graphic enough to stop people from taking a drag off of anything. As a matter of fact the people who are smoking in the commercials look relaxed and happy. You need to show a portly 54 year old man in his tighty whities and a wife-beater struggling to get off of the can after a good crap, coughing his lungs out while ending with him making the "I'm coughing up a loogy" sound with a subtle fart at the end.

Smell-o-vision would ram the point home. While watching one of these commercials with the dude coughing so hard he's sharting in his undies... The Smell-o-vision could fill your living room with the smell of a fresh dump being flushed down the crapper, the smell of a freshly smoked Pall-Mall still lingering and the subtle puke smell of last nights drinking binge. Now that would stop anybody, maybe, from smoking. But I don't have to worry because I don't smoke. But I bet non-smokers would laugh.

I don't smoke... I chew tobacco. When people hear of that they say... "Ooo, That's worse." Okay... how is that worse? With the pinch between my cheek and gum how is that second hand Copenhagen harming you? Yeah the tobacco comes into contact with my cheek... but how is that harming anybody but myself? And who gave the state the authority to tell me I can't chew tobacco? Our fine Governor (sic) started a program that all healthcare facilties are implementing to stop employees from smoking. WHY????? If somebody wants to smoke.... let them do it in thier car over thier lunch hour. With this program, we as a society just stepped in a puddle called communism. You remember that??? It's where the State tells you what you can and can't do, can and can't say, etc.... What's next that our own little mein fuhrer will say we can't do, drive foriegn cars??

As I stated again... with the wording of the "smoke free" language.. I'm ahead of the game!!! I'm already smoke free. Watch this movie - "THX 1138 or "Logan's Run"... That's the way we are heading with all of this government interference in our lives.

I hope this was a better quality post than the last.... So I bid you farewell..

Eric

The Cartoon Mind...

Well today was my day off ..kinda. I wasn't officially not working until noon when my on-call shift ended 18 hours later. If you read the post below about the first call I got.. I ended up on another at 0330. A 13 week pregnant lady with severe cramping and bleeding at the eastbound Rest Area. We took her into the hospital. So I didn't get home until 0500 and didn't get back to sleep until 0645. I didn't wake up until noon. Okay onto my subject for today.....

We all grew up watching cartoons. If your parents never let you watch them.. they are definitely sadists. With all the new cartoons (most of them make no sense to me, only a couple.) It's hard to get a favorite. We all have favorites, don't deny it. I had two that I was obsessed with. The Flintstones (Not the ones done in the 80's, but the early 60's) and The Jetsons (again... the 60's). The Flintstones were like a religion. Man I could not miss one. The Jetsons came a little later... not much later.

My favorite Jetsons episode was "Uniblab". I reference them quite often with Rosie at work. He's the one with the large head and becomes the boss of George until George teaches Uniblab his bad habits. You remember... "Back to work (click) Back to work (click) Everybody (click) work work work work (click) work work (click). That is the best line of words to come from a cartoon. The cartoon of the 60's were actually funny. The stupid ones came in the 1980's. Any cartoon in the 80's I couldn't get into. It had to be the classics from the 1960's and 70's.

All of the cartoons from Saturday morning. I loved the Bugs Bunny hour (which was actually two hours) any ways.......

Eric

Feeling Better......

Now that I sat and weeped and felt sorry for myself I feel so much better now. *wimper*

The day at work was hectic. It was a shit storm of a day. I couldn't get anything right after 1000 this morning. The group of people we serve in the community can be less to be desired. If patients have to wait a little while they are pissed. I try and tell them that we are doing the best we can under the stressed condition presented us. They don't hear a fucking word I say.

On the way to the store after work I was harassed by a simple minded fuck while merging onto the interstate. After I passed this asshole, he moves behind me and brights me in his Ford POS. I slam on the brakes hoping this cock passes me but he hangs out behind me tailgating. Me being who I am prepare for battle mode because a conflict is looking iminiment as this stupid bastard turns off at the same exit as I. I turn into the grocery store parking lot and this lame ass keeps on driving. I've been in a mood lately where I'm just waiting for some asshole to rub me the wrong way so I can confront them. Ahhh. At least I have tomorrow off cuz I fucking need it!!!

I'm the type of person that loves to drive. I don't need a destination, I could just go. I'm feeling like doing that soon. I don't need a place to go, just me and some music playing. I have always been like that though. I'm not a loner sometimes time with yourself is good.

I wanted to go to a Wilderness conference in Big Sky, MT. in Feb. but have no support to go. I was hoping to get a few medics to go but nobody could commit. So I'm going to save most of my ambulance checks to go to Vegas in September. Emergency Medical Services magazine is holding thier annual convention there. I went in 2003 and enjoyed it. I hadn't been to Las Vegas since I was 10. That year my Dad and Mom took us to Disneyland. Shit... that was 1977. My neice told me if I needed a place to stay to get a hold of her.

I'm simply amazed that the cosmic forces around us know when you are having a bad day and makes the shit get deeper as the day goes on. Well I get this next holiday off according to the holiday schedule. Next year I will have to work Thanksgiving and New Years since I worked Christmas this year.

Do I still sound like a sorry assed piece of whack? Most Likely... See ya soon.

Eric

Now the Returns.....

The next hell on earth will happen Monday when you try and return a gift that you don't need, have two of them or in my case... a product that didn't work right. The item in question was the iPod mini speakers we got my daughter from Radio Shack. We hooked it up and it sounded alright until Kahlyn realized that only the right speaker worked. First the receipt must be found, second is finding time to actually get to Radio Shack. This time we are going to have them open the package and we are going to hook it up before we leave the store...just in case it doesn't work a second time.

I have to work Monday then a day off... man..

I needed to say a belated Merry Christmas to Julie O, Rosie and her Family, Jenny in Pierre and her family, Barry in Mayorless Belle Fourche, Ross and Angie in Sturgis, My cousin Tana and her family, and everybody else I'm obviously drawing a blank on also, if I forgot your name let me know cuz, as Jenny puts it best, I'm a cocksucker.

None the less... See ya..

Oh Yeah.....Hey Barry and Ross???? Get a hold of me ya bastards... I need a DRINK in the worst way.

Eric

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!!!

I decided to take yesterday off from here. I didn't have anything much to talk about. Today I had to work, uhg.... it was busier than hell. Don't people realize that it's fucking Christmas!!!

I have worked in the service industry now for awhile. Before my ER job I worked for Pepsi Cola as a Service Technician. I loved the work but hated the people I worked for. The people ruin everything. I had to quit. I couldn't work for a supervisor that was dumber than the people who work beneath him. The only reason this guy was management was because he'd been with the company for 28 years. Promotion on years worked... dumb fucking concept!!! But the company had been through 3 warehouse managers in 4 years so that tells you that the quality of people that were hired was less than desirable.

Not only was management sub-par, the people in the public with our equipment were psycho. You can't believe the way people react when they can't get thier soda... it's ridiculous. If something malfunctioned because of operator error they were calling us and yelling because it wasn't working. Most times when we would drive 100 miles to fix something it was usually something that was unplugged or the carbon dioxide tank that carbonated the water was empty, stupid shit like that.

People are generally stupid... that includes you and me sometimes but the majority excluding you and I are dumb as a bag of hammers. I am surprised that more folks don't blow themselves up cooking or run over family members and the general public in thier vehicles. If young people would apply the energy towards bettering themselves like they have sex and getting pregnant... wow!!! need I say more. The youth of America is not self sufficient, always thinking that something is owed them. If they run into a life problem they break down and are unable to function. I don't blame this on the youths but the fucking moron parents who think they know everything. All you have to do is stop, look at the problem and work it out. freaking out isn't doing you or me any good. I'm not saying that I have never made mistakes and I have... Big ones... But I've rarely had my parents to rely on because I didn't want to owe them anymore than I needed to. If you are 18, you should be able to take care of yourself. AND.. if you make adult decisions you have to be willing to be solely responsible for your actions right? Anyways... I'll stop ranting about stuff you are probably thinking.. "What the fuck is he talking about."

Christmas was very good. I got a cordless keyboard and mouse for the computer which I'm using right now. My daughter got me a coffee table book about the history of the Electric Guitar.... very good!!! and an assortment of other stuff that is neato!!

Well Next... The New Year and My Birthday.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Well I'll leave you now and go eat.... Talk to ya later....

Again Merry Christmas and if you are not Christian... Happy... Whatevermica.

Eric

Whew..... What a Long Day...

The start of my day today I got up at a quarter to 7, read the news that happened over night, commented on a couple of your pages, took a shower and off to work at 8:10. The drive into work was uneventful. It rained most of the way in. On the XM radio was Opie and Anthony (Gotta listen to O&A!!!) While driving I dug out the camera and snapped some pictures of a thunderstorm over Rapid City... lightning and all. Only in South Dakota will there be a thunderstorm 2 days after the start of winter (Except for you folks that live extreme south of here... that doesn't count)

After the work day.. met the family at the mall and searched for the remaining gifts for the other family members. Off to K-Mart, then Office Depot, Radio Shack and then for groceries at Safeway. Back home 13hours after I left this morning.

I started thinking about all the people who visit this site and what you have for a wallpaper screen on your computer. I have this:

This is the CD cover to Rush's Test for Echo. Very cool picture. So... what do you have and are you willing to take a picture of it and post it on your page... I double dog dare ya....

Eric

Wow.. Who Would Have Known

If this doesn't at least make you crack a little smile... Man there is something wrong with you. This story is from CNN. The story isn't the part that is funny.. click here and see.

Thursday....

After laughing about the bastard who dissed me on MY page I pondered a bit about the folks who get harassed regularly on thier own site. This pile on monkey shit that spewed hot steaming shit from his/her cakehole (Had to be a guy you know... most females are physically disgusted by the C-word that I am guessing it's some limp dicked fucker) never wrote back. I know where he's from and I have his IP address. If you don't have a tracker... get one. It's nice to know who's been sniffing around and how many times they are visiting, especially the weasels who are too chickenshit to leave a return address. Moving on...

The work day was alright. I orientated a newbe and all is well. I work through out the weekend. On the drive home at a stop light, this lady was having the time of her life picking her nose. You would have thought that she lost her lighter up there with the diligence at how she was digging. I had my camera but it was too dark to snap one without the flash. I hate missing opportunities to catch somebody doing something that will embarrass the hell out of them.

Our new Olive Garden opened on the 5th of Dec. and I ate there last night. Hoping it was going to be as good as others... it was. Usually a new resteraunt has a hard time matching other but this one is really good. I saw an old co-worker who now works there, Dexter, cool guy. We only had to wait about 40 minutes to get seated which isn't too bad. Had the Chicken Fetti which I love.

Of course, I'm not working very much with Julio so days are long. We did our ornament exchange today and I picked a cool one from Amanda P. Janet got the one I brought there were still several left.

I'm sliding down that slide of despair into the slimy muck which is my 39 birthday aghh. I don't feel 38 years + 50 weeks. January 4th is the zero day.

Well now depressed I'll leave you to ponder...

Eric

Ooooo The Words of Wisdom in the Form of a Comment..

If you read my rant from yesterday and looked through the comments, you'll see the vulgarity and obtuse response I received from an individual who obviously sexually abuses the hamster family of rodents multiple times a day. Normally I would ignore this type of obscene ignorance but if you know me... well you know me.

The thing that gets me is if this piece of shit did his/her homework before spitting up the contents of a cancer patients man diaper, this site has a tracker. This tracker gives up, IP address, LAN name, the city in which the carrier is located and country of origin. With a little cash and the right connections... I'm sure I could easily find out who this dumb motherfucker is for starters and create my own response if wanted.

So, if you want to comment and be a fuckhead about it... at least leave an address so I might respond to your asshole licking comment. Otherwise, I'll find ya one way or another...

Happy Fucking Holidays
Eric

Why Do We Do It...

Watching people at the mall this afternoon made me realize that the mall is the sixth gate to hell. Full of fucking shitheads going on thier happily merry way. The commercialization of Christmas... I don't care if Christmas is commercialized or not. Who gives a shit except assholes who got thier christmas shopping done in July. Those fuckers are the ones complaining about the cash laundering that is Christmas. While we shop in the mega plex department stores, the goddamn merchandise is the same year round. Around the holidays (Goddamn right.. Holidays!!! because there is more than one day that is celebrated in December not just the birth of the Messiah) They put a ribbon on it or change the color of the box to red and green and place Happy Holidays on it and put it in a fucking sales ad. This is how Christmas is and has always been you fucks!!!

Now that I got that out... I feel soo much better. Look... This is the age of capitalism and this is the way Christmas has been celebrated since the industrial age. Don't tell me different because you'd be lying. We got presents and the birthday of Jesus was secondary. The hero of Christmas has always been Santa Claus. Nobody fucking complains on Easter. But I'm sure some group will say that eating candy and hardboiled eggs on the day Christ was killed is a sin and all the children who participate will burn in hell for eternity. People are becoming too fucking crazy over this whole Merry Christmas issue that it's becoming a joke. This is not the first year that " Happy Holidays", "Season's Greetings" has been used. Propaganda is the reason this shit is out of control. I'm not angry about it but it's just stupid.

As a Christian, I feel nothing is wrong with a store worker saying, "Happy Holidays". There is no harm in that. I can see the reason stores are doing it also. That's just the way it should be. What they should be saying is " Happy Dollar Days" or "Merry Capitalism." That's fine too. The more the consumer purchases, the better it is for everybody if you think about it.

Eric

Winter Arrives....

Today, the 21st of December, is the first day of winter. The shortest day of the year with the longest night of the year. After today the days get longer and longer.

I was told last night that one of our officers at our fire department walked in on a couple of members to our ambulance service, screwing on one of the benches in the department. He wouldn't elaborate to which members it was or the bench in question the sex happened on. I'm hoping that Clorox was used in the cleaning of the bench. This isn't an isolated incident at the department. If I walk in on anybody, guess who's ass will be on an amatuer porn site. Maybe I'll make my own and call it "Fucking Fugly" ha!! Holy shit!!! I hope they didn't use the ambulance. Hillbilly's are like rabbits...put two of the opposite sex into a cage... you know the rest.

I'm on call right now!! Of course nothing happens when Eric's on ambulance call... but when I'm working the Emergency Department the shit explodes.

Eric

The Gift That Teaches a Lesson...

Having trouble finding a gift for that rotten bastard child that talks back, doesn't listen, and is basically a fucking shit? Get em this.....

Eric

The Oven is ON...

After many months without having an oven... It was fixed today!!! $109.00 later we can make frozen pizza again. That cardboardy taste all wrapped in an enigma... Sweet Nirvana!!!

I didn't realize how much you actually need your oven and the short falls in meals that can't be made without one. Take meatloaf... I love meatloaf. the name is much to be desired but it has a place in that raison sized heart I was talking about earlier.

Brownies.... Love those too.. Cake... Bisquits...Italian dishes!!!

So the oven repairman is my "Person Of The Day"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 cheers for the appliance man!!!! hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray, hip hip hooray....


Eric

I Applaud Your Sneakiness

Have you seen the Adam Sandler movie, "Mr. Deeds"? Remeber the butler and his ability to sneak up on others in the movie. I compare that guy to the people pushing Intelligent Design. We all know ID is a ploy by the extreme radical conservatives to get the Adam and Eve theory taught to our kids on the tax payers dime.

I don't mind that theory taught to our children but not with my taxes. The church doesn't pay so they haven't a say. That's the way it should be. This theory is taught to children at home and church, not publicly funded schools. I attend church like every Christian does but if a pastor or preist is going to use the pulpit to politicize a view, well that's where the trouble starts. Preists and others associated type ministers should be silenced in politics. You can play as long as you pay. America isn't a "free" country. You get to do the things guaranteed to you as long as you pay the piper of the tax.

Do we really want to live in a church state? Where a non elected person decides what you can and can't do on the basis of his interpretation of the Bible? Didn't you watch Footloose? What happens when Muslms gain majority in the Great House of Rules? Does the game end until a person of your liking ends up leading again? That's why we can't have a religious zealots leading us

So hooray for the killing of Intelligent Design... It's something tax payers don't need taught.

Eric

At Last.... Back to Days..

This being my final night shift for a while I hope... Thank The Lord above...

I was thinking on the drive home about some of the weird combinations of foods that I eat. Take now... I like dipping plain Lays potato chips in Heinz Ketchup, Don't knock it before you try it. You're probably going, "Oh My God, That sounds fucking sick!!" Think about it. P O T A T O + K E T C H U P. No different than french fries... except crunchy.

I smear mashed potatos on top of garlic bread.. That is the best!!! Not a lot of people have ever heard of Hominy. It's soggy corn basically. People in the south probably know it better than northern folk. I mix that with mashed potatos. Corned Beef Hash??? I cook it in a frying pan and then place it between two slices of bread... voila sandwich. I can turn any meal into sandwich form. I love SPAM!!! My daughter says it looks and smells like cat food. I still eat Cream Of Wheat. Hot Dogs with Mayo on them!!! Sounds nasty but quite good. Dipping French Fries in mayonaise. There all kinds of different shit.

Again it's late (or early on the east coast) So I leave you with the thoughts of the food above to ponder on...

Eric

Some Pictures...

I'm Home....

Another evening shift.. arrrg. Not to mention that but I have to work again next weekend.... When will it end. Thanks to Jeorpardygirl, I went to work hung over after her blogosphere drunk!! Go see her page and you'll understand what I'm talking about. Those Canadians sure know how to throw a shindig!!! Next time at my joint okay?

Thinking back to my younger days with the riff raff I hung around, we'd drink anything. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Milwaukee, Keystone. We found this one type of beer at a convenience store which was called, no shit... "Canadian Black Label". Whether or not it was actually imported from the Great White North is to be seen. It was cheap... really cheap, $2.89 a 12 pack. We would buy cases of it. I didn't mind it way back when. Geez what a bunch of dipshits!! I tend to be particular with my beer these days... I'm into Porters now. Stout is too strong and Wheat is too light. I still drink swill at bars that have a limited selection. It's Bud Light then....

Well I'm tired and I wanna go to bed..... See ya...

Eric

Ya Know Where....Duh...

Okay... I've seen "Street Smarts" the game show and wonder... Are Americans that stupid for real? I realize that some Americans are not the brightest but Come on!!! Missing the question on basic history, general knowledge, everyday life??

When it comes to the state I'm living in, South Dakota, most folk who have never been here really don't know where it's at. The first thing that comes to mind is that it's 800 degrees below zero all the time, (This week being an exception). Another is that we still ride horses to get places, some do most don't. We own a Nissan Xterra and a Dodge Stratus. And another... Indians still attack and the cavalry still fights them, the only Indians attacking right now is happening at the Lakota Invitation Basketball Tourney at the Civic Center in Rapid City. Running water? Yes. Most think that we still use a tiny wood hut to crap into a hole. Nope.

Okay... of all you wonderful people who visit my fair little page here from out of my state... what is the impression you get when you think of South Dakota? I'll await your answers...

E.

My 100th Post....

This is my 100th post. Never in my life would I have 100 subjects to talk about... Alright I tend to talk a little much but ya just keep comin' back for more...

In a town north of where I live sits Belle Fourche (pron: bell foosh). A small town with a couple of wool mills in it. One of my best friends lives there. It's quaint. A retirement community of sorts. Not much happens in Belle except for last week...

Last week the mayor tried to kill his wife. He has admitted to using her as a sparring partner and ultimate fighter loser. He also admitted to doing some pro wrestling moves on her.. ie: body slams and that kind of shit. Wow... what a guy. Here's the story if you are so interested...Psycho Mayor . This gentleman has picked fights at bars in his town too. The kicker is... he keeps winning the election for mayor. Lovely!!!!

Well folks... I'm a going to bed....

Sweet Dreams...
E.

Down on the GROUND!!!!!!

After watching a couple episodes of "Cops" I wonder what these people think when they see themselves on the TV they had just stolen. Or when they see the guy in shorts with the camera running behind the arresting officer, why don't they just give up? They are resisting on camera. And they probably have that footage used against them at court time. Is getting your 15 seconds of fame worth the jail time and fine? Morons...

Eric

Cakehole vs. Piehole...

Somebody asked me the other day the difference between "Cakehole" and "Piehole". Good question...

I think a Cakehole is harder to keep shut than a Piehole. Sure a pie has more of a consistancy than cake but... pie has crust to it and cake has frosting. You can't make a three tiered pie but you can a cake. Nobody eats wedding pie....... uh hummm. But they do eat wedding cake. So, I don't know the difference when it comes to speaking your mind. It sounded good to me when I created this blog. So, keep your cakeholes open here and thing will be just fine.

E.

Got Glue???

Have you heard about the guy who was shopping at a Home Depot in Colorado, used a toilet in the men's room that had glue on the seat? Okay, I think it sounds fishy or shitty take it either way.

First of all, what type of glue was it? Of all the glues I have used in my travels. Most dry before any application of anything. Maybe I'm slow at placing my stuff that needs applicating but come on!!!!!!!!!

Super Glue dries quickly. As many of you out there know if you have glued your fingers together. A little finger nail polish remover and viola, unstuck fingers.

Now I'm pretty sure that WE ALL look at the seat before sitting down to do anything that involves your naked ass on anything public. If you are smart you use those "Ass Gaskets", the thin paper in the dispenser behind the shitter. And We all look to see if the previous person who used the toilet has flushed. So in essence, you have to look at the crapper a total of three times before you sit. I, personally, am NOT going to a public shitter at Home Depot. Most men are in a tool finding frenzy to actually piss without hitting the seat at a Home Depot.

So this man is suing Home Depot because he got stuck to the seat while taking a shit at thier store. Who shits at a Home Depot? I believe this guy got clever, bought some Super Glue, applied it to the seat, sat down, then tossed the half empty glue bottle down the front where his junk was, flushed it down the crapper, waited until it dried a little, then yelled for help. An easy scam for somebody not embarrassed to shit in public.

Here's the second question? Did he dump his load, realized he was stuck and then realizing that somebody was going to have to either peel his skin away from the seat. Or in this case, take the seat bolts out and leave the glued attachement attached. Flush his expelled contents before help arrived? Or being the type of guy who shits in public, leave the floater for rescue personnel to enjoy?

There are more scenarios to this than the Kennedy assassination. Anyways... Moral to story... Inspect the shitter before you shit or pee in the case of females.

Eric

Shumtine... But Not Alot...

I have been short on subject matter over the last few days. Nothing significant has happened around me to poke fun at, bitch at or agree with. The one thing that is going one right now is the shitty weather. The wind is blowing with hurricane force and it's snowing. That's it.

I could talk about bowling but.... you roll a ball into 10 wood pins covered in plastic. That's it.

I work nights this weekend... not really nights but it's dark when I go to work and definitely dark when I'm done... evening I guess.

The last couple of nights, I was on Ambulance call in my small town and of course nothing happened. I went to medical training last night and ended up doing the training on cardiac compromise. First time as an instructor, speaker but I made it out alive. I didn't mind it too bad.

I'll read ther news and come back if something catches my eye alright?

Eric

Today.... Is Tuesday!!!!

I'm sure all of you are saying..."No Shit!!! Not a good subject day today. I have absolutely nothing to talk about.

Welcome " Heart of Fire"... (formally known as Ramblings of Mine) Cissa is a great read, check her out and hope that my feeble mind is just as entertaining. The funny thing about Cissa is. I was born in New London... lived in Groton as a child. Groton is where she is living. The Navy is connected to us in a fashion, her husband is a submariner and my father was one. I'm not clear on the type of boat her husband is on but my dad was on a "boomer" SSBN 608. 608 was the first sub to launch a live Polaris nuke at sea with a detonation. The Navy was part of my life for 8 years... he was in 24. None the less... go to her site and read.


Eric

The Sick Fuck Factor...

In America, we view things as they are seen. Take the recent teachers fucking students fiasco. Women teachers banging thier underage male students. We as society see this and say... "aye..."

But flip the coin, Male teacher have indiscriminate sex with a 15 year old female student driving around town and society wants to string this male teacher by his short and curlies and smack him like a pinata. But since Debra Lafave is an attractive 23 year old with a mental disorder... well society basically said... "Dudes.. you fuckin' rock!!!"

You can curb this distraction of young horny fuckers by: a.) Limit the age that teachers are able to work in high schools... (ie: 50 and grey haired.) b.) Lower the legal age that an adult can have sex with a minor (most states, including South Dakota is 16) or c.) Change the legislation to severely punish people in power positions over the mentally incapable who violate the trust of that child. Children fall into the last catagory because they lack the mental capacity to make adult choices..(ie: alcohol consumption, voting, etc...) Beleive it or not, but many legislatures are going with C, lowering the legal age that an adult can fondle a kid, in this case to 14.

14??? If you are Tracy Lords. She started cranking on the rod in porn at 14. Look at what 14 year olds look like. Hardly adults. Are we as a society ready to have old fucks in vans cruising for 14 year olds? That is nasty. Obviously we are!!! I first heard of this on The O'Reilly Factor. I know, Bill is as kookie is a son of a bitch but the segment he aired seemed to have some legitimacy to it.

Come on people!!! Look at your children!!! Jesus... There are other options instead of the one proposed.

Eric

Waiting For Something To Happen...

I'm On - Call tonight on the Piedmont Ambulance. Over then next few weeks, I'll be on 8 hours or more when I am not working at the hospital. Funny how we just wait for something bad to happen to somebody. I hope nothing bad happens to anybody but I'll be ready when it does. I'm trying to make enough money to go to a conference at Big Sky, MT. It's a Wilderness Medicine conference with everything about hurting yourself far from civilization and making out alive. I just finished a book by a man in which this just happened to and he made it out alive. I really would like to talk with him.

The grand conference is in Vegas this year. It happens in September and I want to go back. I went a couple of years ago and had a blast. The EMS Magazine conference. FUN!!!

Work was busy today with the start of our new supervisor. He worked the floor today and was very nice to everybody. The first time we met him he wasn't as cordial and had people worried. I;m sure everything will work out. We had a fire in our department last night also. A metal cup was placed in our microwave and the microwave caught fire. I guess you'll have to sign off on that now before you use it.

Well, I'm patiently waiting for a patient. See ya...

Eric

AWAKE...

I took a nap today that went long. I slept a few hours and now I'm not tired.

I'm On Call with the Ambulance tonight. People of Piedmont not worry, nothing ever happens when I'm on-call. I wouldn't mind maybe one call just to get back into the swing of things.

13 days until Christmas and counting. I have to work Christmas.. no big deal... it's during the day.

well... I'm going to watch some tv to get tired... talk to ya later...

Oh MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thinking this morning about an event to happen the first week of January left me thinking. Sure, another friend has gone through it and is fine... I think. Ross, I believe hasn't gone off the deep end or started wearing the standard white tanktop looking undershirt that the stereotypical old guy wears with the half shaven face and the old man flip flops that come with it. Actually he looks relatively well for an old sh-art of 39.

Me, on the other hand, will be reaching that pinical time in January. I know that shit won't change over night. Perhaps the look will start to change quicker and will be harder to cover up. I'll wake up January 4th, struggling to get out of bed, mixing my Metamucil and fixing myself something soft to eat so my digestive tract can transform the bolus into a soft form so that egress from my aging body will be quiet and event-free. Okay... it's not going to happen that way but at 25, I truly believed that was going to happen at this specific time in my life. I didn't ask Ross, of course, how his first bowel movement at 39 was... and I really don't want to know (But I'm sure in the comments of this post, he's going to divulge). I don't know why 39 became the number when I was younger. Perhaps 39 isn't 40, because 40 sounded way to old back them.

I don't fear getting old.. really. It's a coal train that is free rolling down a 9% grade that is impossible to stop. At 25, I thought that 14 years would be a lifetime away. How fucking wrong I was. Do you hear me screaming from one of the cars on the runaway train? I heard Ross' screams, but his diminished because he hasn't the stregnth to scream as loud as me now that he's 39. I'll keep screaming until Jan. 4th.

By the way... Marnie turned 36 today.... Ohhhh to be 36 again. Happy Birthday !!!! And keep screaming because that's all you have left until you are old like Ross and I.

Eric

UPDATE!!! Marnie is correcting me on the age... between 26 and 32 is her actual age. I believe that's the ages she said she will stay until the end of time. E.

The Day Of Reckoning....

Today, I was a tester for the National Registry Emergency Medical Technician Basic test today. I made $50.00 pretty easy. I was a 57 year old male with chest pain. They moulaged us up to look sick. I remember when I tested and it was not fun. Stressed out and ready to shit my pants. A couple who first had to test were freaked out and failed but for the most part they did very well.

Testing involves 5 practical stations: Patient Assessment (Trauma and Medical), Automatic Electric Defibrillator, A Random Skills Station (which was shock and bleeding), Short Backboard, and Airway. The stations require you to act as if one of the testers is a real patient with a specific problem. You have to follow a guideline in steps. You miss you lose a point. A total of 30 completes the station. Miss more than 5 or a critical criteria ( like oxygen for a breathing problem you fail and have to take the station over. If you pass all 5 practicals then you are allowed to take the written test. I sat through this all day.

Iwanted to see the stress on thier faces like I imagined mine was when I did it. They all did really good. Congrats to them!!!

Eric

Strange....

I'm not a big fan of Tom Cruise. He's turned into a fucking weirdo in his personal life and I was duped into doing something for free, in which I should have been paid, by the Scientologists. More on that later...

With the usual shit TV on friday nights. I saw that "Vanilla Sky" was going to be on Bravo. I thought, "Cool.. I've never seen that movie and it's much better than the shit that going to be on. Pay per View movies also sucked tonight so... I watched it.

If it went any longer I probably would have had a seizure and crapped myself. The movie was interesting but strange. Interesting enough to keep my attention for 3 hours but just a little on the "fucked up" side. I had no idea it was a Science Fiction movie. I like Cameron Crowe, I loved "Singles" Very good movie. This one would probably been better if I was a little fucked up but interesting none the less. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it.

Back to the Scientolgy shit. Okay. A long time ago, I lived in Northern California. At the time I was staying with my aunt in Suisun City, southwest of Sacramento. My cousin Shawn saw a ad in the paper about a personality analysis and wanted to go try it. His mom wouldn't let him drive so I voluteered. The place that advertised the analysis was in Vacaville, not so far away. I told Shawn that I would wait for him in the lobby until he was done. For some damn reason the receptionst talked me into it also saying, "What have you got to loose.. It's free and will only take a half an hour." So I said " What the fuck." I finish the questionaire and a "expert" would talk to me about his findings. So, I'm told to go into a room that looked quaintly like an interogation room with a table and chair. I was starting to get nervous as this guy walks in. Here's where it gets clearer. He basically told me of what I knew already... because I took the quiz, That I needed to read a couple of L. Ron Hubbard books about self improvement. They had the books ready to sell if I so choosed to buy. These bastards were pretty forceful about me purchasing thier fucking literature. I repeatedly told them, "I didn't want to buy them!" He did his schpeel for the forth time and I said pissed off, "Look buddy, I don't want to read your goddamn books, now if you kindly show me where my cousin is, I would like to leave!!" He said alright and apologized for his forceful beghavior and then said after everything was finished that the book purchase was required for the session to be free and if purchase was not made that I would have to do some work for them. So for the next half an hour, I stuffed evelopes with thier cult message. That's why I'm not a fan of Scientologists. Sure, it may have been a isolated incident but fuck them and L. Ron Hubbard!!! I hope he's sitting between hell and another place.


Eric

Oops... I missed a day....

Anyways... Since this is the "Holiday" season. (I put that instead of Christmas to piss off the extremist organization "Hey Mother Fuckers It's Christmas Not Holiday". Wow... what a bunch of wicked bastards those dudes are. I figure... What's the difference man!!! If you think it's Christmas then it's Christmas. Why push your goddamn family views on everybody. Holiday, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus... who gives a shit. The more you bastards complain, the quicker you get a heart attack or hopefully a stroke with the worry and we don't have to hear your whiny shit no more. They say that, (enter whiny voice) "The season is for Jesus' birthday, nothing else" Bullshit!!! There are many other celebrations of the season going on too, leave it to the Christian Extremeists to believe everybody needs to believe in thier way.

I'm not against Christianity mind you. I am against a belief that people believe a religious practice is superior and since there are more of them.. so be it. Everybody has to play the game that way. I thought this was a time for peace and brother/sisterhood (Not in the Hood) to all man/womenkind. But no!!! somebody and thier feeble fucking opinion has to skeak to a bunch of lemming and "BAM" instant crusade. Who Cares!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's what you believe this season is about and how you celebrate it with YOUR family. I am not part of YOUR family. So.........

Happy Hwanzimas (I'm sure somebody will bitch because I put the Jews holiday at the beginning of that)

Eric

This Is My Irritation List

As earlier down the posts, I wrote a subtle list of "the things that piss me off" This now is a list of things that irritate me... irritate me...

• Slow computers
• Slow drivers
• The smell of cabbage
• THE TELEPHONE
• Religious solicitors
• Drive thru personnel
• Noisy Drunks
• Editors to celebrity magazines talking about celebrities on TV
• Award Shows
• Stepping in fresh dogshit with sandals on
• Stepping in melting gum on a sidewalk
• Going into a public bathroom after a 400lb man just took a dump...eww
• People who drive with thier lights on bright.
• Pebbles in my shoe, (not Flintstone)
• People who don't make thier point
• Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
• Brittany Spears and hillbilly husband
• Automatic doors that don't open

This again is just some.... more later...

Eric

Your Favorite..... whatever.

Do you have a favorite something you wear? I have a favorite hat. I have never worn it around friends because of the shit they will give over it. But I think it's the coolest. I remember wanting this hat forever except it was $50.00. I didn't care about the price because I loved it soooo!! This winter, I plan on wearing it more and more. AND I don't give a shit how much guff I get. I like it and that's what is important.

The hat is a Seattle Sombrero from Outdoor Research. It's gore-tex and very warm, definitely a cooler season or winter wearing hat. I have owned this hat for four years and my best friend has never seen me in it. I usually wear it around the house and yard. Anyways... here it is

I think it's cool....

Eric

Go Ahead... Boycott Em...

Reading the paper today I ran across a story about a conservative group boycotting Wells Fargo because Wells Fargo donated to a group that supported gay and lesbians. I say.... Go right ahead and boycott assholes!! Maybe if these cocksuckers keep boycotting organizations because of a backward belief, they will boycott themselves out of existance.

Has a boycott against a major corporation ever worked? Again, for the name of religion. I can't understand why anybody would fucking care what somebody else is doing in thier own homes. It's none of your goddman business. If major religions want to have a say in the goings on in peoples lives... take away their tax-exempt status and then we will listen. As for now... Shut your fucking cakehole!!!

Again at work... we had one stinky guy again. Not the shit smell stinky but the body odor stinky. Why don't people realize that a little water and soap will do wonders? there is nothing worse than a B.O. smelling adult. IICCKK!!

Today is December 7th. Call it what you will... Pearl Harbor Day. The day Japan attacked the United States thus entering the US into WWII. People are humble in this country about what happened 64 years ago. It was an unprevoked act of aggresion from another country trying to dominate the world. People in this country now see Japan as our allies and a friend. we act as if "Hey no hard feeling Japan... blah blah.."

Flip side!! When the anniversary of the United States blowing Japan to hell with two atom bombs comes around, Japan always seems to make the United States look like the bad guy in ending the war in such a manner. Hey assholes... you started it 4 years prior with your sneakiness and coward like ways. I know this all happened an eon before all of us were even an itch in our dad's pants but that war was a two way street. Sure our method of "get even" saw the virtual elimination of 500,000 people in 4 days and countless others over the years but we shouldn't feel bad about that. No other country ever attack the United States in that manner again. Anyways..


Tonight for dinner sees "Hot Hamburger Sandwich with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy. Does it get any better than that???


later...
Eric

The Meal of the Day...

Tonight's dinner was.... Hamburger Helper. I'm not clear on the type but it was good. It was the new stuff. They are getting better ideas for meals. I was going to make tacos but I didn't have any shells.

I remember when Hamburger Helper had like 3 dishes only. And two involved italian sumthin. Anywhoo... that was the meal of the day...

And Karla? I didn't have to hunt it either.

Eric

Hmmm...

Should the sex industry have thier own domain on the internet? It would come in the form of . xxx instead of .com. Conservative groups like the Family Research Council say it would only lead to an increase in online porn and legitimize the industry. An increase??? Legitimize the industry???

Porn is a legitimate industry. People make money off of it and it's legal. What is the difference between using your mind or genitalia? Smart people profit from thier high IQ's and the male porn star with the humungous dick does the same. What's the fucking difference? I'll tell you... It involves groups like those above.

People in the mainstream look at these folks who crank out movies as degenerates. But... look at the amatuer side of it. More people are filming themselves fucking these days and distributing it. Mainstream actresses (if you can actually call them actresses) are out there with sex tapes and make damn good money off of them.

As for the increase of porn... I didn't know there was a decrease in it. The thing that baffles me is that it's okay to have unrepentive graphic violence showing dismemberments, blood spurting from gunshot wounds, stabbings, beatings as second nature. But a money shot is not the same?

Your probably thinking... This motherfucker (me) is one perverted bastard. Come on people!!! You think the same way about porn. Don't deny it!! Why we have GROUPS telling us what is bad and what is good is our main problem.

Eric

Something To Think About

Hunting. A *sport* that I don't indulge in. When I was younger I did. What swore me off of it was when I shot an animal with a 30/30, it screamed like a baby. Freaked my ass out!!! I don't hunt anymore. Getting up at 4:30am, on your day off from work to walk for mile in the forest searching for an animal to kill it. Naw. Some say hunting keeps down animal population. Isn't that what higher food chain animals are for, that can't order from a Wendy's.

I heard a statistic this morning on approximately how many mammals are killed per year for human consumption... 9.8 billion a year. I have no problem with that. KFC, McDonalds, Wendy's... more power to ya. Let the people who serve these food giants pen in these creatures for our love of food.

I also heard a theory on why nobody gives a shit when it comes to fishing. Nobody protests by a lake. It's because the fish don't have eyebrows. No emotion in thier faces. Eyebrowless creatures are easier to kill. Anyways....

Eric

Once again...

I am really bad about making up my mind. As you can tell by the change in design of my page here. I loved the other design except some of the functions colors were less to be desired, Such as the comments which were a dark brown above a lighter shade of brown. Didn't make sense and it was very hard to read. On this page, it's easier on the eyes and you can read the comments.

As for the comments... I'm going to switch those to Haloscan instead of the default comments. So... all of you that made comments in the past... I'm sorry but they won't show after I put up this new comment box. I love to hear from everyone of you because it shows that you read and I hope are getting what you get out of my rants and rages. This is just going to make it easier to read comments from now on.

I hope you like the new duds on this page and I don't care if you just put your name on the comments or write a book... Please comment to me..I'm begging you and I don't like to beg.... But I'll lower myself for a comment from you fine people. Now I won't whore for comments. I draw the line there. And in no way, with the pervs that I call friends, am going to say..."I'm on my knees" . That just opens up a can of blowjob jokes to no end. So...

Eric

Give Me The Specifics.. Goddamn it!!!

I've noticed more people are vague in thier speak these days. Nobody can give you the specifics that you are asking for in a question.

Take my job for instance. I sit in the triage area and the sick and down trotten enter the E.R through two automatic opening doors. Now we have a large sign in our lobby that states : "YOU MUST TALK TO THE TRIAGE NURSE FIRST." Of course these assholes look at the sign as they are walking by it and go straight to the registration window. After the registration clerk tells them they have to check with triage first... they then stammer over to my window irritated because they have to walk an extra 10 feet to see us. They typically say: (add huffy demeanor and attitude) "I guess I'm supposed to see you first?" To which I say, "Uh yeah, If you would have read the large fucking sign.. the big one you almost tripped over while you were walking in, you would have used that thick skull and it's contents to sway left instead of going straight to registration. How can I help your sorry ass today?" They then tell me why they are wanting to see a doctor and I send them back to registration and they stammer back. Or... I actually see people read the sign, instructing them to go to triage first then they look at registration and at triage, back and forth, with a stupid look on thier face, like they are making a life changing decision to become gay or stay straight. When I finally open the sliding window and ask, "How may I help you?" They waddle over. When I ask a third time "How can I help YOU?" The words that come out of thier mouths are "I'm sick."
To which I say, "Uh..Okay... what type of sick are you??" I think to myself as they stand there processing the question you had just asked them, "What The FUCK!!!" They usually respond, "You know... sick" I would like to ask them someday, "Okay... sick like, you want to fuck a ham sandwich or sick ha ha?"

Before I go further, we here in my locality have some of the dumbest people on the planet. I'm not just being mean to people because I enjoy it.... well... I'll get to that in a later post. People here, think that they are entitled to just about everything and that the world revolves around them on a daily basis. And if they are inconvienenced a mere iota, they assume they have the right to treat working folk like shit!! Oh sure... if you are spending your money and are from out of state it's much different. When you add a tummy ache or a raging case of the shits... multiply that to the 15th power. These people don't get mad per say, they become smart assed and irritated. I would prefer mad over irritated.

After they explain to me why they are coming to the ER, I instruct them to get registered and I'll call them over here as soon a I get thier chart, so we can get vitals and more info on illnesses. Most folks are hip to the instructions and have no qualms with us. It's just those few who use the ER like a clinic who are the ones that ruin your day. People taking care of people who are sick (Not ham sandwich sick mind you... but we still have to deal with those twisted fucks also) may look all smiley and caring, but to us it's our job and you have had days on your job when the prick supervisor is riding you ass, like your parents did to get you to clean your goddamn room when you were a teenager.

Have a nice (fucking) day...

Eric

Again.. Wide Awake.....

The shit you think about when you are trying to sleep....

The first thing that entered my feeble mind was... Why don't they distribute "Quisp" cereal anymore? At least around here they don't. Quisp, the cereal with the little alien on the blue box... I loved that shit. A staple in the Colhoff household of years gone by. I found the Quisp website with products to buy including the boxed cereal. Oh those were the days... My mother was a firm believer in Cream of Wheat too.

I grew up as a kid in the 1970's. We didn't have a Cartoon Network with non-violent cartoons. We waited until Saturday so we could get up (On our own accord...) so we could veg out in front of the T.V (with the mega channel selection of 12) and watch 2 hours of violence filled Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner Show. After that it was the four minutes of School House Rock (Conjunction Junction...Fuckin' A!!) Then Super Friends with every caucasion superhero at the Hall of Justice. Then it was outside to play!!!

Feeling a little tired but I'll go on....

School House Rock.... That was the coolest. Conjunction Junction, Lolly and his Adverbs, And Bill on Capital Hill. There was a shitload of those little cartoons. I remember the one about "Electricity". Every other program had people with plaid bell bottom jeans, egad!!



Well, I'm beat and I've got to go take a test tomorrow...CPR re-cert... Shit!!


See ya...
Eric

Sounds Sweet...

A while ago I stumbled upon a website of a 14 year old jazz singer from Denver, CO, named, Erienne Romaine. I didn't think much about it and listened to her music. I am a lover of Jazz. It's soothing when you are angry and powerful. Years ago I wouldn't have been caught dead with it in my collection. Getting older and you acquire tastes. The world doesn't revolve around rock and roll. Rock and roll is the candystore to the world and Jazz is fine art collection in the museum.

Ms. Romaine suffers from an " arteriovenous malformation". Most, if not all, the people with this condition are unaware of it and die. Ms. Romaine collapsed at a rehearsal and was taken to the hospital when a CT scan discovered it. She has been going through treatment to seal up the malformation to avoid a major venous bleed in her brain which will most likely kill her.

Here's the kicker... her parents have no insurance and medical costs are piling up. To help with ther costs, Erienne has released a cd called, "The Scenic Route". I have listened to it and am amazed at the voice on this young lady. Purchases of the cd will go completely to the medical bills that plague her.

If you want to listen to some sample tracks on the cd, Click the highlighted title here, The Scenic Route sample tracks.

If you are interested in purchasing the music, click here, Buy "The Scenic Route".

I usually don't pitch stuff like this but this is definitely for a great cause!!! Spread the word about this singer because she's very good. Don't be a cheap ass!!!

Eric

The Essemce of Cool...

Have you ever seen somebody who acts like he's the coolest? I'm mean he is the shit. Most of these bastards have long hair and toss it about. Gay!! There is a difference between cool and smooth. You don't have to be cool to be smooth but are cool when you are smooth. 51 year old guys with long rocker hair are NOT cool. A certain point in your life passes and you look back at the way you looked and say, "Holy shit I look dumb!!" Most of your friend still look at you and say that but that's not the point.

At some time in the year people have to look in the mirror and think " grow up mother fucker, and cut that mop." But they don't. Anyways...

More later...

Eric

What the Fack Part II

Another good day at work. Everybody was nice and getting along beautifully. It was so special.

Julie will know who I'm talking about here because she has complained about this same fuckstick from work. I realized today that I really dislike this motherfucker. He's the type of ass muncher that has done it all and better. I have to hear about what he did in the military and all that fuckin' shit. He degrades women by just being around them. Every person I talk to dispises him and thinks he's a prick. Have you figured it out Julie? He bad mouth's people behind thier backs because he's too chickenshit to say anything in front of you.

Now that I got that off of my chest.... moving on.

We went looking for a Christmas Tree... ah shit... Holiday Tree, my mistake, but couldn't find one that didn't look as if it was ripped up and left out to freeze laying on it side. This was at Lowes. Last year they had nice looking trees. The search will continue later.

The cat that resides at my house has been friendlier lately. Sitting on the couch tonight the cat, in a rare move, sat on my lap while my dog sat and watched with a look.... this dog has the best facial expressions... it's crazy. He doesn't whimper or whine if he's pissed or something, he looks at you and you know what he's thinking.... I took this picture while petting the cat...

Pathetic isn't it? He just sat there steaming. See the anger? Crazy isn't it? He's going to need a therapist if the cat gets healthier and friendlier.

Now that I gave my dog an ulcer and an upset stomach from the jealousy. He's probably going to take a shit in my work shoes. I told him he was still my boy, but I don't think he believed me... he'll get over it sooner or later...

Eric

Disappeared....Where?

I'm trying to figure out what happened to the 2nd post from yesterday. For those of you who commented... sorry. I'll get to the bottom of the problem. Damn it!!!

E

Things That Piss Me Off...

I did this list on a previous blog but that not the point. To start this new month out on a down note (Whatever the fuck that means) I have nothing better to do but complain.

1. People who interupt you while you are talking. Just fucking assholes.
2. People whose attitude is short, more assholes
3. People who drive in the passing lane at 60 MPH.
4. People with small teeth and big gums
5. Hello Kitty..... ARGGGG!!!
6. Camaro's from the 1980's
7. Going to the Wal-Mart in Rapid City, SD
8. Mullets on women.
9. Taco Bell
10. People who grab stuff out of your hand. FUCK I hate that!!!
11. Chewing on aluminum foil
12. Redundant dialog in porn
13. Black Hills radio, DJ's and thier stupid banter
14. Puking after a piss drunk night out.
15. People who say "dude" after every sentence
16. Any movie Pauly Shore is connected to.
17. Celebrities taking up political commentary

I'm sure there is more but I'm tired

Eric

Hello December.....

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