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What Lies Ahead....

Friday, January 2
With the ringing in of the New Year, for most it was just another shitty Thursday with the exception of most having the day off from work (EXCEPT ME!!!). A new year signifies a moment of change and new directions. Most will perform their annual "resolutions" for the new year.

Let's talk "Resolutions"...

Okay. The biggie for the start of all new years is to lose weight. A noble concept and for some a reality. For the drubes who start on the first with a weight loss plan make it to whatever day ends on a Friday then the resolution turns to shit and viola... back to the shitty diet. And just because the name of the product has "Diet" in it doesn't mean you are on a diet. Unfortunately... I am one of those dumb asses. So in essence... today is Friday the 2nd, tonight you will most likely go have a carb filled beer or fruity cocktail concoction filled with sugar thus blowing your alleged diet out of the water.

So the moral of my little addage is. Don't change... we like you no matter how much hail damge you have to the humungous ass of yours.