The Okay Porn...

Over the last year, with the technology in the cell phone biz, with the ability to send pictures and video to each other, alot of people send goofy shit. The ones that are sent to me involve porn. Whether it's an off the wall type like a guy blowing his six gallon load all over a chicks surprised and shocked face. You open it, watch it and chuckle. Then you send it to everybody in your phonebook.

Think about the people who are in your phonebook. all of them. Now how many of the people you send the above said video would you actually watch porn with.. Let alone talk about it? Not many. How many times have you asked a female friend to come over to your house and watch "Balls Deep 4" You probably wouldn't. But your willing to send a picture of an attractive blonde with a giant cock in her mouth, her nose plugged and the caption says "How do you suffocate a blonde???"

This porn could be considered acceptable between friends because you are not actually watching an entire porno together. It's like road rage... People act tough as hell when they are in their car driving down the road and some prick cuts you off. You wouldn't scream "Hey fuckhead!!! What the hell are you doing!!! if someone cuts in front of you at the grocery store. Partial porn is acceptable.

The video's that people seem to send them to me all the time are the ones where a piece of sporting equipment is sliding out of a female orifice. Ugh...