Is It Really Cute????

Thinking today about those stupid "Cute Kid Contests" They have them at Wal Mart every so often. If you gander thru the contestants... Holy Fuck there are a lot of ugly kids out there. What's cute to some new mother isn't cute to anybody else.. Especially if mom and dad look like inbred hillbilly's.

This got me thinking about the contest itself. What a rigged piece of crap. You know grandpa with the retirement, Social Security, and pension checks is going to load that jar up so that pitiful looking ass faced kid will possibly win. And what do they win???? The money in the fucking jar that has all of grandma and grandpa's money in it and a portrait of the little bastard. Great, a gigantic picture of a homely little tike.

Now when my daughter was little... of course I thought she was cute. And the consensus among my family members was that she was. We never entered her into those fucking little contests because we knew that she was beautiful to us and the other little kids were butt ugly. Maybe I'm biased... Fuck yeah I'm biased.

The next time you see those little Cute Kid Contests... Drop a bunch of slugs into those jars and maybe they'll get the hint that little Jr. just isn't that cute...

Eric