The Drivers Extraordinaires...

To drive an auto mobile down the road at 75 mph, if you think about it, is something of a dangerous practice. In one second you have traveled 20 feet. The reactions of amatuer drivers isn't too good. Think about that the next time you are cruising down the highway. We here in Western South Dakota do not have any highways with more than 3 lanes and that third lane is actually an on off ramp that connects.

In my short travels to and from Rapid City for work. I see many drivers. Some old some young most are dumb. At 5pm, the race towards the north is on. My drive time is a mere 25 minutes. In that 25 minutes, I see many styles of driving from people.

For example... The asshole who drives in the passing lane 5 miles slower than the posted speed limit. One of the biggest pet peeves of mine. This type of driver should be beaten within an inche of thier lives. Passing lane MEANS passing another slower vehicle in the right lane. Fuck I hate those bastards!!!!

Another style is the prick who is driving 5 miles an hour slower in the correct lane, but speeds up to 95 just as you go to pass. No offense ladies... but most of the people who do this here are women yacking on the goddamn phone.

Yet another... The driver in front of you who slows to let merging traffic onto the interstate. Hey asshole... They have the fucking YIELD sign on thier on ramp. Yield is not in the definitions of driving in western South Dakota, just to warn you.

To make your Western South Dakota road rage experience complete if you visit... Make sure you listen to any music by Pantera, Anthrax and, or not limited to, anything with Henry Rollins/Black Flag on it. Anything with a beat slower than those types bands ruins the rage.

Eric