The Human Condition Part V

The way you act in public tells people how intelligent you are... I think. Your mannerisms, couth, tactfulness. Now granted the way you act inside a bar, pub, club is different to a point. You'll get a little rowdy amongst friends when you drink alcohol, I know I've done it myself. At 6pm on a Wednesday in a restraunt/ sports joint.

We went out to eat tonight, courtesy of my mother in law, at a place called Rookies. Rookies is what I call a substandard type sports (not bar but they sell alcohol) joint, but the food is very good. They have the bar on one end then the restraunt on the other. There is no divider between the bar and restraunt so you can hear every conversation that a drunk redneck can spew out.

Granted there wasn't any children under 15 there tonight who would have loved to ask a parent or grandparent what the word "fuck" meant. I can just imagine the 8 years olds curiosity... "Grandma? What's fuck mean???" "Truck???".. "No grandma..." "Fuck!!! "Sorry honey, you'll have to speak up."... "aahhh Grandma, you deaf asshole, pull the shit outta your ears and listen to me goddamn it..... FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! Then grandpa says... "Truck??? I got rid of that shitbox years ago."

Anyways, While eating tonight, the standard Piedmont/Black Hawk inbreds were drunk just a swearing up a shit storm. Now when you are sober and you are in public, swearing just sounds different. When I'm hammered it sound normal. Now I'm not a prude but when eating the ass end of the cow I ate tonight, I'd prefer not to have to listen to the President of the Royal Order of Cousin Swingers Local 203 belt out the status on the size of women's underwear that one of the holes was wearing tonight. Tacky... We did our best not to listen but the cackle on this "beauty" felt like a 16 penny nail being driven under your big toenail flat side first.

But the night was sponsored by the number 19 and the word "Fuck" in every conceivable way it could be used. The number 19 correlates to the size of dress this fine specimen of a woman has to slide into. Big hair, Big mouth and a lot of beer is just a volitile mix. Mother would be proud.

Eric