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The Future Awaits...

Friday, January 6
Okay... Have you ever wondered what the future may bring humanhood. We think of the flying car, Food replicators, and the ability to be "Beamed Up". Have you ever watched Star Trek, The Next Generation? The cool technology and shit. Well, the clothes are muched to be desired.

You would think that in the 24th Century that everything was fail safe. Why does the goddamn ship always break down? There is always something happening to the Dilithium Chamber or the Matter Antimatter Flux Coil. Here's another point to ponder. What company designed and built the Enterprise? Does all of Jordy's modifications void the warranty? And why didn't the company realize that the Chief Engineer is smarter than the people who designed the goddamn thing in the first place. Hire that bastard!!!

Well maybe the future won't be all that it's cracked up to be and the Wal Mart of the future will still be selling jumper cables for your flying car and Galaxy Class Starship.

Eric