Thanksgiving.... r..i..g..h..t...

If you are of aboriginal decent and you really think about this holiday you would think... what!!! I, of course, am glad the course of history took. Because blogging and e-mail (well it would be called f-mail ((fire)) or s-mail ((smoke)) ) with fire and smoke would well... you know.

Most hardcore natives will protest in defiance of this holiday as with other such as one made famous by an Italian explorer. I will be eating to my hearts content or stomach depends which one fails first. Of the natives who do protest, I'm sure listen to some sort of mechanical made music and drive a horseless carriage where ever they go.

As much as these traditionalist go... do you really think that life for you and your family would be much better if history would have continued in the ways of old? I, for one, enjoy a home with a furnace and indoor plumbing. Taking a dump outside when it's 15 degrees out with a wind blowing up your ass at 35 miles per hour makes for an undesirable circumstance and the term "getting some on ya".... ick.

So go ahead and protest with your machine woven jackets and clothes, the horseless carriage that brought you in to protest, the pesky rock and roll you listened to on the ride out, don't forget the white devils from McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's and the supreme demon from hell that is Sam Walton that feed you when you are hungry (as long as it's after the 10th of the month) Because I'm simply content living among the ancesters of the conquerers just fine thank you.

Eric