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A Drink @ The Pub....

Sunday, October 30
Saturday night, the wife had a "party" where you buy stuff, so I decided to call Ross to see if he wanted to go drink sum beers. I met Ross down in Sturgis and we went to the "Loud American Roadhouse". Of course the times I go there, there are no bands playing. BUT... since Halloween is Monday they had a costume party.

We get down there at about 7:30 and there were a few there. The waitress who served us was dressed like a knocked up schoolgirl with a bloodylip with a name tag that said "Iona Klit". Clever... Ross and I are drinking Bud Light if you are wondering. The guys who worked there, Joe was dressed as a large breasted big woman with a skirt with fishnet stockings. Loverly!!! Another guy was dressed as a nerd with an atomic wedgie stretched over his head, unfortunately for this youngster he didn't realize he's gay.

Around 8:00, two of the finer intoxicated Sturgis post high schoolers ended up getting into a (sic) fist fight in which punches were thrown but none landed next to our table. To Ross' and I, it was the highlight of the night. The fighting punks were 86'd.

Drinking some more... more costumed fools arrive. You see your garden variety costumes to a guy dressed a a doobie. Later, 5 Zoros arrive (Gay Blades). There was a Mr. Clean (which I thought was a massage dude from the 50's),

Later, I talked with Tammy, Raye, Stacey, and after awhile Ross trots home. I left around midnight buzzed up nicely.

I don't write details very good do I? Anyways, gotta get up for work in the morning.

Eric
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2 Comments:
  • "stuff" huh eric are you to embarressed to say SEX TOYS, dildos, vibrators.... LOL. Maybe you should post a picture of your party art you did for me. Hey, by the way, if you were in Sturgis, chances are your waitress wasn't wearing a costume.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 31 October, 2005 06:34  
  • Haaaaaaa.....gotta side with your wife on that one Eric!! New toys at the Colhoff residence? NEVER MIND, don't wanna know!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 31 October, 2005 19:15  
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